He likes to pretend he’s as awesome as The Most Interesting Man in the World, but he has more failz than a Phillips Jaguar. This fauxhawk motherfucker pretends his life is worth mentioning; truth is, an ant farm has more excitement. He claims to reside in an area where the sun forever shines, but he actually resides somewhere in between lamesville and shittown. From stopping at stop signs for 3 seconds to eating pizza with a fork, this guy earns the title of The Most Boring Man in the World.
To quote the piece of shit himself, “I make the mundane mundane.”